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President Bush and his lovely wife Laura have purchased a new home in Dallas, Texas, worth $2 million. Five months ago, he would have had to pay 10 million bucks for that house, but thanks to his economic plan... - Jay Leno |
Looks like Guantanamo Bay is going to be closed. Times are so bad, even the terrorists are being forced out of their homes. - Jay Leno |
US Airways has a new slogan... "We can't decide on a flight or a cruise." - Jay Leno |
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