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Earlier tonight, all three presidential candidates appeared on "American Idol." Randy Jackson, Paula Abdul and Simon Cowell looked at them and said, "Wait - there's a black guy, a white woman, and a cranky guy. You stole our formula." RECAP Apr 08 |
We're learning more and more about John McCain. His wife, Cindy, is worth over $100 million because the family made money selling beer. So, he has a wife 20 years younger than him, free beer, and unlimited money. I think I speak for all guys when I go - why is he running for president? - Jay Leno RECAP Apr 08 |
Did you hear what President Bush said to the Pope after his speech today? This is an exact quote. I'm not changing it. He said, "Awesome speech, your Holiness." He didn't want to say "dude" because it was a formal affair. - Jay Leno RECAP Apr 08 |
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