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Paris Hilton was arrested with cocaine in her purse in Las Vegas. She claims that she thought it was chewing gum. She was charged with possession of less than an ounce of common sense. |
In an interview on NBC on Sunday, President Obama said he can't walk around with his birth certificate plastered on his forehead. Apparently he was reacting to new polls that show 1 in 5 Kenyans now believe he was born in Hawaii. - Jay Leno |
Tiger Woods has just bought an apartment in Manhattan. What better place to practice golf and resist the temptations of single life? |
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