| Space Recycling | High Expectations | O.J. Thanksgiving | |||||||||
NASA has announced that the space station has a system that recycles urine for drinking water. In a related story, applications for the astronaut training program have plummeted. |
Barack Obama's people are trying to lower expectations for the new Obama administration, because everybody thinks he's going to be able to fix things all at once, the expectations are very high. If they want to lower expectations, they should quit hiring the Clinton people and keep some of those Bush people on. - Jay Leno |
Big Thanksgiving party at O.J. Simpson's house this year. O.J. sliced the turkey and then, out of habit, hid the knife. |
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