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Oil company executives met with Congress yesterday. Oil executives talking to politicians. I believe they set a record for the most number of lies ever told in one room. - Jay Leno |
Earlier this week at the Westminster Dog Show, a dog named Uno became the first beagle ever to win ‘Best In Show.' To celebrate, the beagle says he plans to drink out of the toilet and party with some bitches. Repeat: Feb 08 |
Hillary Clinton is going to give a speech tomorrow night at the convention to show her support for Barack Obama. Hillary's speech is entitled, "Forget All Those Things I Said During the Primaries." |
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