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Facebook has passed 500 million members. If Facebook was a country, it would be the third-largest country on earth ... and by far the least productive. |
An American named Bob Dudley is going to replace BP's ousted CEO Tony Hayward. Nice to see an American taking a job from a foreigner for once. - Jay Leno |
Violence struck at Comic-Con when an argument between two men resulted in one being arrested for stabbing the other with a pen. Which just goes to prove that the pen is mightier than the light-saber. |
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