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The approval rating for Congress has hit an all-time low of 11 percent. To give you an idea of how bad that is, the BP oil spill is at 12 percent. - Jay Leno |
BP CEO Tony Hayward complained that he was "unfairly demonized" in the U.S. over his handling of the Gulf oil spill. In response, demons complained that they were unfairly compared to BP CEO Tony Hayward. |
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is lashing out at Paul the Octopus, who predicted winners in the World Cup. He said Paul the Octopus is a symbol of decadence and decay in the Western world. Don't you lose some dictator credibility when you pick a fight with an octopus? |
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