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New York Governor David Paterson is under investigation for accepting free Yankees tickets to the World Series. If found guilty, he could be sentenced to free Mets tickets. - Jay Leno |
Some flight attendants in Britain were arrested on prostitution charges last week. The customers said the sex was great, but they just hated sitting through the boring safety demonstration. - Jay Leno |
Tiger Woods is back home in Florida and is reportedly practicing golf all day. Got that, guys? Tiger's punishment for sleeping with a lot of hot women is he has to play golf all day. Exactly where did the rest of us go so horribly wrong? |
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