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James Cameron's ex-wife, Kathryn Bigalow, won the Oscar for best director. That had to hurt. That's like your ex-mother-in-law winning the power ball lottery. |
Tiger Woods is reportedly getting ready to return to golf and has hired former President Bush's press secretary, Ari Fleischer, to help with his PR campaign. Is that the guy you want for this? I'd hire Clinton's guy - he's the one with some experience in that particular area. |
The Senate voted against a plan to send a 250 dollar check to 57 million elderly people. In the end, senators decided not to give the elderly money, because you know, they're just going to spend it on drugs. |
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