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The Beijing Olympics officially ended yesterday with the closing ceremonies. Afterwards, all the tourists went home to their countries, and all the Chinese women gymnasts went back to kindergarten. |
This week, Barack Obama is going to give his acceptance speech, and reportedly, it will include performances by Bon Jovi and Bruce Springsteen. And they say Obama isn't black enough. |
Barack Obama sent out a text message telling everyone he picked Joe Biden at 3 a.m. How do you think that made Hillary Clinton feel? She finally gets that 3 a.m. call - and it's to tell her they picked Joe Biden. - Jay Leno |
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