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Big night at the Oscars for "The Hurt Locker," which of course is a film about the war in Iraq. Which I guess explains why Obama called the director and was like, "How did you end it?" |
Record ratings for the Oscars last night. Kathryn Bigelow won best director for her film about the Iraq war. But in her speech, she forgot to thank the two people without whom this film could never have been made - Bush and Cheney. - Jay Leno |
The 8.8 magnitude earthquake in Chile reportedly shifted the earth's axis and shortened the day by 1.26 microseconds. That's just going to give Congress an excuse to get even less done in the course of the day. |
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