Republican California Assemblyman Mike Duvall, a married father of two, was caught on tape bragging about having sex with two women lobbyists. He resigned, apologizing for his "inappropriate comments."

Yo, Mike, it's not your comments that were inappropriate.

- Janice Hough

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Dick Cheney said recently that George Bush stopped taking his advice during the second term of their Administration.

In Bush's defense, I think it's pretty natural to lose trust in a guy who shoots his friends in the face.

- Jimmy Fallon

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