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Japan has invented a machine that you put 40 sheets of regular paper into and it converts them into rolls of toilet paper. It's actual paper that you can use as toilet paper. Or as we call it here, "an NBC contract." - Jay Leno |
There was over two feet of snow in Washington DC this weekend. Maybe the pundits shouldn't have said that "The Saints will be in the Super Bowl when hell freezes over..." |
For the second time since he became president, Barack Obama slammed Las Vegas by saying, "You don't blow a bunch of cash in Vegas." Then he said , "If you really want to gamble, drive a Toyota." - Jay Leno |
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